男子吃饺子不蘸酱油，被关监狱一年多
这是一个吃饺子没蘸酱油进监狱的故事，虽然荒诞却流传极广。上世纪九十年代，有一个南方人到内蒙古北部某地做生意，在一个小饭馆吃晚饭，一个人点了一碟花生米、一盘饺子，边吃心里边盘算着自己的生意。这本是饭店里很常见的一个场景，要非说有什么不同，就是当地饮食口味重,绝大多数人吃饺子是要蘸酱油的,而这位南方人,吃饺子没蘸酱油。
邻桌坐的是当地监狱的狱警,为刚刚升迁的领导庆功。领导席间上厕所,路过这桌,瞥了一眼,走过去,又回来,醉眼朦胧,问道：“你小子吃饺子，咋他妈不蘸酱油？”这位南方人回了一句，“你他妈管得着吗？”
领导回到饭桌上，觉得丢了面子，将此事对同事讲了一遍，手下人提议“关起来收拾一顿，明天放了！”领导拍了拍这个手下的肩膀，满意地点了点头。
顺便说一下，那个年代物资比较匮乏，监狱里的饮食是少盐的,比较清淡,犯人,特别是惯犯,常年吃监狱里的伙食,饮食口味一般都会很清淡。狱警因为了解犯人的一些习惯,本能地从南方大哥的饮食习惯角度出发,认为他像个惯犯。当时的法律意识普遍不高，对于惯犯，他们认为收拾就收拾了，谅他们也不敢跟警察叫板，在拘留室关一天，给个教训是常有的事情。
要真是这样,在当时也算不上多大的事儿。领导第二天醒来,早把这茬事儿忘得一干二净了，其他狱警有的以为领导已经放人了,有的事不关己高高挂起,没人主动提起过这件事。于是,监狱里突然多了一个人,狱警也不以为意,那年头派出所没有监押室,有个打架斗殴盗窃嫖娼的临时性羁押,一般都关在监狱的监押室。
吃饺子没蘸酱油！
有一天监狱的管教找到了他，问他进来的原因，这位南方大哥回答道：“吃饺子没蘸酱油！”管教认为他胡说八道，忽悠自己，就又问了一次，让他实话实说，这位南方大哥依旧回答道：“吃饺子没蘸酱油！”之后管教恼怒了，认为自己被戏耍了，然后就好好地“教育”了一番这位南方的生意人。
同监室的“牢头”（狱霸）想盘盘道，问这位南方大哥是因为啥进来的，这位南方大哥如实回答道：“吃饺子没蘸酱油！”“牢头”让他说实话，这位南方大哥依旧这么说，结果遭到了一顿毒打。监狱里面也有鄙视链，杀人的看不上抢劫的，抢劫的看不上小偷小摸的，小偷小摸的看不上……但是所有人都痛恨强奸犯。“牢头”和其他狱友认为这位南方人肯定是强奸犯，怕挨揍才撒谎说进监狱是因为“吃饺子没蘸酱油”。因此，隔三差五地就照顾一下这位南方大哥，这一年多的时间里过得苦不堪言。
之后这大哥被问一次就被打一次，就像正常人进了精神病院,你越解释就显得越可疑。大家都没智商吗,肯定不是,只是剧情太过荒诞狗血,谁都不信。一年多后,公检法系统清理沉积疑案悬案,清理到监狱时,发现这位大哥属于“三无人员”，即无案宗、无移送机关、无移送记录,稀里糊涂的就“住”了进来。审讯人员反复审问,终于弄清了前因后果,再荒诞这回也信了。审讯人员不解,你怎么不申诉啊?南方大哥:我说了!我就是吃饺子没蘸酱油进来的啊!没人信我啊!大家面面相觑。
这事儿的影响不好,有关部门就想捂住,愿意和这位南方大哥私下解决,“给你一笔钱当作补偿,别再折腾了,赶紧回家吧,这么长时间了，家人肯定都想你啊!”南方大哥走南闯北、见多识广,立刻就答应,然后就被放出去了。第二天,监狱被告上法庭。
最后,当年的监狱领导被开除公职,整个盟(相当于市)政法系统的直接领导全部被降级处分。南方大哥获得国家赔偿一百多万,那个年代,绝对是巨款。至于值不值,只有他自己知道了。
虽然荒诞却流传极广
这是一个吃饺子没蘸酱油进监狱的故事，虽然荒诞却流传极广。有人说他是真的，有人说他是假的，我想说的是：不管真假，这个故事具有鲜明的时代烙印，折射出了那个时期的某些地方——法制不健全、人们的法律意识不高、执法人员执法不规范、公民的人身财产的安全得不到切实保障。
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A man who ate dumplings without dipping them in soy sauce was imprisoned for more than a year
This is a story about eating dumplings without dipping in soy sauce and going to prison. Although it is absurd, it is widely spread. In the 1990s, a southerner went to a certain place in northern Inner Mongolia to do business. He had dinner in a small restaurant. He ordered a plate of peanuts and a plate of dumplings by himself, thinking about his own business while eating. This is a very common scene in restaurants. If there is any difference, it is that the local food has a strong taste. Most people eat dumplings with soy sauce, but this southerner eats dumplings without soy sauce.
Sitting at the next table were guards from the local prison, celebrating the success of the newly promoted leader. The leader went to the bathroom during the banquet, passed by this table, glanced at it, walked over, came back again, and asked, “You kid eats dumplings, why the hell don’t you dip them in soy sauce?” The southerner replied, “You Can the mother control it?”
The leader returned to the dinner table, feeling ashamed, and told his colleagues about the matter. His subordinates suggested, “lock it up and clean it up, and release it tomorrow!” The leader patted the subordinate on the shoulder and nodded in satisfaction.
By the way, in that era, supplies were relatively scarce, and the food in the prison was less salty and relatively light. Prisoners, especially recidivists, ate prison food all year round, and their food taste was generally very light. Because the prison guards knew some habits of the prisoners, they instinctively thought that the big brother in the south looked like a habitual criminal from the perspective of his eating habits. At that time, the awareness of the law was generally low. For habitual offenders, they thought that they should be dealt with. Forgive them, they did not dare to challenge the police. It is common for them to be locked up in the detention room for a day to teach them a lesson.
If that was the case, it wouldn’t have been a big deal at the time. The leader woke up the next day and had forgotten all about it. Some of the other prison guards thought that the leader had released him, and some of them had nothing to do with him. No one brought it up. . As a result, there was suddenly one more person in the prison, and the prison guards didn’t take it seriously. At that time, there were no cells in the police station, and there was a temporary detention for fighting, stealing and whoring, and they were usually locked in the cells of the prison.
Eat dumplings without dipping in soy sauce!
One day the guards in the prison found him and asked him why he came in. The big brother from the south replied: “I didn’t dip the dumplings in soy sauce!” The big brother in the south still replied: “I didn’t dip the dumplings in soy sauce!” Afterwards, the guard became annoyed, thinking that he was being played, and then “educated” the southern businessman.
The “prison boss” (prison bully) in the same cell wanted to ask the question, and asked the southern big brother why he came in, and the southern big brother answered truthfully: “I didn’t eat the dumplings with soy sauce!” The “prison boss” asked him To be honest, the big brother in the south still said that, but he was severely beaten. There is also a chain of contempt in the prison. Murderers look down on robbers, robbers look down on petty thieves, and petty thieves look down on… But everyone hates rapists. The “cell boss” and other inmates thought that the southerner must be a rapist, so they lied that they were sent to prison because they “eat dumplings without soy sauce” because they were afraid of being beaten. Therefore, taking care of this big brother from the south every now and then, has been miserable for more than a year.
Afterwards, the eldest brother was beaten once every time he was questioned, just like a normal person in a mental hospital, the more you explain, the more suspicious you will appear. Does everyone have no IQ, definitely not, but the plot is too absurd and bloody, no one will believe it. More than a year later, the public security, procuratorate and legal system cleared up the accumulated suspicious cases. When they were cleared to the prison, they found that the elder brother belonged to the “three no personnel”, that is, no case file, no transfer agency, and no transfer record. He “lived” in in a daze. The interrogators interrogated repeatedly, and finally figured out the cause and effect, no matter how absurd this time, I believed it. The interrogators were puzzled, why didn’t you complain? Brother Nanfang: I said it! I just ate dumplings without dipping them in soy sauce! No one believed me! Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.
The impact of this matter is not good, and the relevant departments want to cover it up, and are willing to settle it privately with this big brother in the south, “I will give you a sum of money as compensation, don’t bother, go home quickly, it has been so long, family I must miss you!” The big brother Nanfang traveled all over the world and had a lot of experience, so he immediately agreed, and then he was released. The next day, the prison accused went to court.
In the end, the prison leader was dismissed from public office, and the direct leaders of the entire League (equivalent to the city) political and legal system were all demoted and punished. Big Brother Nanfang received more than one million yuan in compensation from the state, which was definitely a huge sum in those days. As for whether it is worth it, only he himself knows.
Although absurd, it is very popular
This is a story about eating dumplings without dipping in soy sauce and going to prison. Although it is absurd, it is widely spread. Some people say he is true, some people say he is false, what I want to say is: No matter true or false, this story has a distinct brand of the times, reflecting certain places in that period-the legal system is not perfect, people’s laws Awareness is not high, law enforcement officers are not standardized in law enforcement, and the safety of citizens’ personal and property cannot be effectively guaranteed.